we have officially lost it.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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