Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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