he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
sex in a hospital.. check
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize