I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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