its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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