I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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