Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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