it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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