is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
We are all done wearing pants today
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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