is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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