Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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