Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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