Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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