she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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