Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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