evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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