I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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