You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Boobs are out for the taking
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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