I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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