He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
that may or may not have been my penis.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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