Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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