Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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