Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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