I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I cut my penus on the lid.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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