ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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