Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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