can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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