They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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