So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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