Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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