For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
