Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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