she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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