I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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