It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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