stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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