Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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