I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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