Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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