She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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