why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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