college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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