those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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