That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
