Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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