Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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