you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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