Quick, to the slutcave!
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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