You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Randomize
