After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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