I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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