where am i from again
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
