There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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