ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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